Yo Yo Yo!
By Chris Harmer
The HTG Chatroom was the scene of another tremendous conflict last week as an epic rap battle took place between our very own Bryan Bishop and Mattay Fowler. It was a war of the ages, reminiscent of Ali vs. Frazier and, although my memory isn’t what it used to be, I’m pretty sure it ended in the world being destroyed. Both parties dsiplayed creativity unseen before in all my years of being a rap battle reporter. Matty tried to keep up with the big man’s rhymes but constantly challenging his manhood and masculinity, but in the end MC Bizzy B showed skill last seen in the 90s by a rapping granny and squashed his foe handily.
This was the first major rap battle since the FM days and this reporter direly hopes it’s the last. Besides, they all can’t match DJ Harmergeddon for pure skillz. But how will Mattay handle this sound defeat? Will Bishop’s gloating and taunting ever end? Will he ever stop mocking the size of his penis? Only time will tell… only time will tell.
