Fire Destroys HTG Home
By Marlowe
After a week of voting, the sixth HTG Town Event came to a close late Tuesday evening. Three sightings of the missing HTG mayoral candidate Mr. T were filed with the Find Mr. T Coalition. Whether there is any truth to any of these sightings is yet to be determined.
Following a peaceful week of voting by the citizens of HTG Hollywood, tragedy struck on the north side of town in the early hours of Wednesday. The former residence of Mayor Adam West, long known to be at odds with the out-spoken Mr. T, was burned to the ground. A representative from the HTG Fire Department would not speculate about the cause of the blaze.
Fortunately for Mayor West, he was safe in bed at the residence provided to him by the city, near downtown HTG Hollywood. “This is a sad day,” commented the former Batman TV series star. “It was a fine home. I’m sure that the HTGFD will uncover the cause of the fire soon.”
Suspiciously missing from the home are a number of items owned by the mayor, which he kept at the residence. Among those items were a small film library, some action figures and a pet rabbit. Fire Marshall Bill of the HTGFD stated that “No evidence of these items were found in the burned rubble. It’s as if they were removed before the fire occurred.”
When asked about what he would do with the plot of land, Mayor West replied “I suppose that I can rebuild. Real estate is at a premium here in HTG. I’m sure that someone would enjoy living there.”
Stay tuned to various HTG news sources for further developments on this story.
