The Search Continues
By Marlowe
Quickly after the official announcement of the disappearance of mayoral candidate Mr. T, celebrities have overwhelmed HTG Hollywood with support for finding the star of classics such as DC Cab and The A-Team. Leading a celebrity coalition to locate the missing luminary is Pee Wee Herman, a fan of Mr. T’s.
“I eat his cereal every day,” remarked the one-time children’s show host. “I bought all that I could find when it was still for sale. I have a whole barn of it! True, it’s a little stale, but if you add milk and a lot of sugar, it tastes perfectly fine.”
“If anyone has spotted our friend Mr. T, please give the information to the authorities,” continued Pee Wee. “I understand that there’s even a contest going on where you can win great Mr. T prizes.”
PW is referring to HTG Town Event #6, which can be spotted over on the HTG message board.
“It’s a terrific idea,” offered Mr. T friend Chuck Norris. “If I ever find out that someone had anything to do with my amigo Mr. T going missing, I’ll give him a roundhouse kick right to the kisser.”
Rumors have circulated that Mr. T has been spotted in southern HTG Town on a run-down plot of land. This reporter has been unable to verify the truth to those rumors.
Stay tuned to this HTG news source and the HTG site for further developments in the search for the HTG legend Mr. T.
